Wait - something in this picture is broken, literally and metaphorically !
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
On-going Mystery Donor investigation update
The FBI was initially contacted to investigate this mystery. Representatives and Case Profilers were hesitant to take on the bdFC case and eventually advised bdFC officials that they were going to decline any part in the investigation (this is what they have said, I will leave it up to the reader to either believe this statement or not).
Two international organizations were subsequently contacted, and briefed on the particulars of the case. Samples have been provided as requested. Officials representing the bdFC have advised all organizations involved in this investigation to steer clear of any DNA analysis, as this may contravene some international privacy laws, but the compilation of a Character Profile is fully supported. Both organizations are still in the early stages of their respective investigations.
In an effort to shed some light on the Mystery Donor, sooner than later, an early report or two has been obtained from the following online services. The results of these examinations as reported are reprinted below.
As an aside, a "Mystery Woman from Toronto" has posted a note in the Guestbook, could it be that this is the same individual responsible for the anonymous donation? Shania?
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Report 1
Hand Writing Analysis Report prepared for billyduncanfanclub by:
http://www.truthstar.com/graphology/Report on the Anonymous Note Maker
The individual is straightforward in his/her approach and knows her mind basically. He/She can handle any situation with poise and maturity.
He/She is an independent person with fine disposition and no prejudices. Negatively, however, upright writing signifies self-centeredness and rigidity. His/Her head rules over his/her heart.
He/She is an easygoing kind of person, but that does not mean that he/she is not concerned. He/She seeks recreation and work on equal scales.
He/She, being permissive, handles money and events of life munificently.
He/She is cautious, such that he/she thinks several times before taking an action or starting a new venture.
He/She wants the world to see the best of him/her. And hence he/she will try to project the same.
He/She works with the most-favorable pace and hence, does not have to conciliate between the quality and speed.
He/She is an ingenuous person. That is, he/she is truthful and straightforward by nature.
He/She maintains balance between his/her capability and ambition which helps him/her to shun difficulties in achieving his/her goals.
He/She can handle criticism with your cool temperament and dignity.
He/She has a reasonable amount of keenness for the tasks he/she undertakes.
He/She likes to remain secluded and does not enjoy limelight.
He/She is an independent person with fine disposition and no prejudices. Negatively, however, upright writing signifies self-centeredness and rigidity. His/Her head rules over his/her heart.
He/She is an easygoing kind of person, but that does not mean that he/she is not concerned. He/She seeks recreation and work on equal scales.
He/She, being permissive, handles money and events of life munificently.
He/She is cautious, such that he/she thinks several times before taking an action or starting a new venture.
He/She wants the world to see the best of him/her. And hence he/she will try to project the same.
He/She works with the most-favorable pace and hence, does not have to conciliate between the quality and speed.
He/She is an ingenuous person. That is, he/she is truthful and straightforward by nature.
He/She maintains balance between his/her capability and ambition which helps him/her to shun difficulties in achieving his/her goals.
He/She can handle criticism with your cool temperament and dignity.
He/She has a reasonable amount of keenness for the tasks he/she undertakes.
He/She likes to remain secluded and does not enjoy limelight.
He/She at times may be conflicted and confused and may indeed be a hermaphrodite.
He/She is least concerned about gratifying the world and rather looks forward to his/her own contentment through the completion of his/her tasks.
He/She is an active and a forward thinking person.
He/She is an extrovert and hence, likes to socialize with the people.
He/She uses his/her agile hands very often and is nimble in doing mechanical work, work that requires the manipulation of a tool.
He/She has a very sharp mind and utilizes it in a brilliant manner.
He/She has an excellent strength of mind and also much desirable fortitude. He/She is highly determined to complete his/her work.
He/She is flexible and practical which works to his/her advantage, and others. The balanced outlook he/she has, helps her adapt according to the crowd.
He/She is least concerned about gratifying the world and rather looks forward to his/her own contentment through the completion of his/her tasks.
He/She is an active and a forward thinking person.
He/She is an extrovert and hence, likes to socialize with the people.
He/She uses his/her agile hands very often and is nimble in doing mechanical work, work that requires the manipulation of a tool.
He/She has a very sharp mind and utilizes it in a brilliant manner.
He/She has an excellent strength of mind and also much desirable fortitude. He/She is highly determined to complete his/her work.
He/She is flexible and practical which works to his/her advantage, and others. The balanced outlook he/she has, helps her adapt according to the crowd.
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Report 2
Personalized HWA Report of the Anonymous Note Maker
Prepared for billyduncanfanclub by
“The sample tends to be moderate compared to other similar styles, slant tends to be slightly to the right, and the slope tends to be slightly upward. Examining the sample, it appears, printed as separate entities. The use of writing/printing is almost always in Printing format, all in CAPS, general slant is not very slanted either direction, but rather vertical, and slope is wandering .
Using the above information, then: The subject is in a place where they wouldn’t really mind peeking out from a little more and making themselves more known and seen, but still a little reluctant and not quite sure if they are ready for the Grand Stage or the Big League of public attention. His/Her general outlook on life is positive and he/she tends to be optimistic. He/She can take it or leave it when party invitation time comes around. That is, some he/she will take, and others he/she will kindly decline.” {I thought that was obvious from the previous sentence. bd}
Using the above information, then: The subject is in a place where they wouldn’t really mind peeking out from a little more and making themselves more known and seen, but still a little reluctant and not quite sure if they are ready for the Grand Stage or the Big League of public attention. His/Her general outlook on life is positive and he/she tends to be optimistic. He/She can take it or leave it when party invitation time comes around. That is, some he/she will take, and others he/she will kindly decline.” {I thought that was obvious from the previous sentence. bd}
“He/She will honour the opportunity to be able to be himself/herself at home and out in the world, too. He/She probably likes to do things his/her way from time to time, when he/she feels that coy mystique creep into his/her soul!” {Their words not mine. bd} “Wow! He/She really is into CONTROL, a real control freak you might say. He/She will often wonder to himself/herself, what might happen if he/she were to lighten up a bit! The world won't fall apart if he/she were to try a little gentle breathing and peaceful moments by the lake sometime. He/She will notice that people often think he/she TALKS and JUDGES more than he/she FEELS and LISTENS!? He/She gets good marks for keeping things NEAT. He/She will be moody, maybe partly related to diet, though sometimes other factors like stress could be involved. He/She probably tends to be a quiet person and does not like to rock the boat, but has a mischievous and keep in the background way of stirring things up. A careful reader that does not like to jump to conclusions about anything.”
No sure if this helps us narrow down the identity of the Anonymous Donator or not. Perhaps we should not pursue this cause any further and thank the powers that be for the increase to the coffers. {bd}
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Fan submitted Pics
Some wonderful fans have sent in some pictures of their amazing effort to build a shrine like environment, honoring billy. This is so far out, that you have to see it to believe it. So here are the pictures. Congratulations G and D this is the most fantastic feat of Pod decorating billy has ever seen, although it is hard to find billy in all that decorating. billy welcomes fan pictures and will try to post any that are received.
Pod Space (Headquarters)
Some people call it Barren - billy calls it - Spartan, and conducive to concentration and meditation! This is where he monitors the Club from.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Donations are up!
Some good Samaritan of the anonymous kind has seen fit to respond to the enormously upsetting theft of the ten cent donation, and contribute an equal amount, to make up for that unfortunate affair. The money in the form of two nickels and was found at the bdFC headquarters with a small note attached. Thank you very much, oh, wise and omnipotent being, whom sees fit to grace the Club with such generosity! P.s. Club security is, right now, deciding whether or not to send the note for handwriting analysis.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
The Deadmau5
A couple of late pictures from the Junos of Deadmau5 arriving at the red carpet!
Just for the FANS! Deadmau5 spotted at the Junos. Can we eat now!
Just for the FANS! Deadmau5 spotted at the Junos. Can we eat now!
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Goal thermometer added on the left!
Goal thermometer top is 1 million dollars, current red arrow at 27 cents. The oddly shaped and very rare double bulbed thermometer (twice as much alcohol)! Very attractive I might add. It has a nice shape to it, kind of reminds me of a couple of cherries.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
The value of 10 cents
An additional 10 cents was donated yesterday from some adoring fans, however the money seems to have gone missing somewhere in transport to the secret underground safekeeping area. You will notice that the donation amount has not increased any. If any one knows of the whereabouts of this donation or the parties responsible for absconding with the funds, please notify the administrator or crime stoppers. It is especially hurtful in that this extra donation would have meant that the bd family could have eaten dinner last night, as it were the family split a hot dog but had no ketchup to go round. The 10 cents would have provided just enough for that extra little tasty bit that they so relish (formidable, say it in French). Thanks for listening. bd
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
The "Knob" Members
It has come to billy's attention that some fan club members are calling others "knobs" or "nobs". While this kind of name calling is generally frowned upon, billy says; "Sometimes we hurt, most, the ones we love. In these hectic days, there are times when you just feel run over and lash out at whomever is nearest to you. I see nothing wrong with this as long as there was no malice intended. Indeed it may have brought a much needed smile to the faces of some other members. No foul no harm, lets move on. Now, the use of some other rumored names (which will not be repeated in this post, but you know who you are and what I am referring to) is totally in appropriate, and I believe anyone using them should be fined heavily, very heavily."
Saturday, April 2, 2011
A couple of shots of billy at the Junos
One with Shania and me playing dress up. Can't remember the other girls name.
The Afterwords!!!!
Friday, April 1, 2011
Answers to some fans questions!
I though I'd take some time and try to answer some of the questions from the Guest book.
(Poopie from Holland Landing) the 25 cents was found in the parking lot, I have since found another two pennies. I can’t identify other Fans by name because of privacy issues. (Geri from Aurora) A very special event is planned for October 24 2011. Not to give too much away right now, but it might involve the "Mother Ship" and some members of the Illuminatus (Robbie from To.) There will be personal invitations sent out to all members for the next meeting, soon.
(Poopie from Holland Landing) the 25 cents was found in the parking lot, I have since found another two pennies. I can’t identify other Fans by name because of privacy issues. (Geri from Aurora) A very special event is planned for October 24 2011. Not to give too much away right now, but it might involve the "Mother Ship" and some members of the Illuminatus (Robbie from To.) There will be personal invitations sent out to all members for the next meeting, soon.
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