Ruled by the Man (J. Watson needs help)

Watson sent a note to a colleague (from his present employer) and received a somewhat expected all be it vehement response. The exchange is reproduced here with permission (Watson’s colleagues name has been changed for anonymity.

Watson forwarded this on in the hope that billy or Sherlock could possibly be able to lend some form of assistance; billy has reproduced it here to draw on the collective minds of the Fan Club members, in a somewhat desperate attempt to garner some other suggestions for a quick and satisfactory resolution to this ever increasing ubiquitous problem.

Here it is then:  

Hey Bobby

How are you? How is the [job] market out there now?
If you hear anything I desparately(sic) Need/Have to get out of here

thanks, J. Watson

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John,

Your plight sounds hauntingly familiar! I to am in dire need of something.

My current situation has the distinct honor of being the first and only job I have ever had, that will very soon send me into a downward spiraling state of depression. I am consumed with hatred, anger, and frustration at my current predicament. I am disgusted with the ultimate despair I feel at the absolute futility of this situation, and can see no viable solution.

I apologize for being the bearer of doom and gloom, but as I am sure you are aware; As far as the market is concerned – I believe it is non-existent!

My advice to you would be – stick it out as long as you can – I believe your tolerance in these matters is far greater than mine.

As always, if I hear of anything I will let you know (seriously though, don’t hold your breath).

Bobby